An open letter to Martin Lewis of The Huffington Post:
Dear Mr. Lewis,
I’ve read your follow-up article to the open letter you wrote to the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, General Pace. You’re now referring to that open letter as “tongue and cheek” and “satire,” with comparisons to Jonathan Swift’s “Gulliver.” Not only were you embarrassingly wrong in your interpretation of the UCMJ, your failure to recant or stand by your assertions is cowardly. Your new assertion that the letter is satirical is contradicted by your responses to numerous commenters. In fact, here are seven of your defense responses:
===========MARTIN RESPONDS==========
“Of course this does not in any way lessen General Pace’s authority to act. That particular phrase was not the cornerstone of my case. Merely an adjunct. The combination of Articles 7, 133 and 134 provide the authority for General Pace to save his nation.”
“I ask General Pace to do two things. One is to relieve the President of his command as Commander-In-Chief. The other is to place the President under military arrest. It is arguable as to the conflict between the Constitution and the Uniform Code Of Military Justice. One of the important legal ramifications of My Lai was the obligation to relieve a senior officer of his/her command in exceptional circumstances. If General Pace was performing a military imperative in a peaceful, non-threatening manner and simply informed Mr. Bush that he was being relieved of his military command, there would be no justification for the Secret Service to act as you suggest. Whatever the ultimate consequence, the impact of such a courageous and noble act on behalf of his nation, would be significant.”
“There is a vast difference between arresting someone and the outcome of a court martial. I have not advocated that General Pace “court martial” Bush. Nor could he. I have suggested that he relieve him of his command - which would automatically trigger a court martial. At which Bush’s status would be decided. So your analogy is moot.”
“I am most certainly not proposing sedition. I am saying that General Pace has an authority - be it military, moral or notional - to use his position as Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff to announce that he is relieving the President of his role as Commander-In-Chief. It may not carry weight over the President’s power. But the symobilsm [sic] of such an act in defense of America’s beleagured and abused armed forces could resonate loudly.”
“Would it have been mutiny or sedition to refuse the orders of Lieutenant Calley at My Lai? Only a court martial could decide that. Anyway - I don’t wish General Pace to overthow [sic] the civil authority of Mr. Bush or commit any illegal act. A statement - even notional - that for the protection of the Armed Forces who he is sworn to protect - that he is relieving Mr. Bush of his command - would send a sgnal [sic] that he cares about his country above all else. Sometimes it takes one person to be noble…”
“I do NOT suggest or advocate any such action. On the contrary - I expressly say that the General must NOT undertake any mutinous or seditious act. Publicly expressing that he is relieving Mr. Bush of his command would be a noble gesture - not an actual seizure of power. An avowal of his duty to protect the brave armed forces from abuse.”
“Like at least 70% of people in the USA, I long for the return of decent, constitutionally respectful government in the US. But I utterly reject any calls for that being achieved with force or illegal actions. General Pace will do what his conscience dictates. Or not. But he knows what a Gentleman is. And he knows what Gentlemanly Conduct is…”
Furthermore, it wasn’t until one of your readers suggested your work was satire that you jumped on the bandwagon…
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Lewis’ argument is full of nuance, so it is difficult to understand. He wants Pace or Petreus [sic] to act on their conscience, yet not do anything illegal. What a rational for seizing power, and typical of so many leftist attitudes. Arrest all who disagree with us. Stop taking away our civil rights. (I hope the irony is apparent to most readers.)==========MARTIN RESPONDS=========
I wouldn’t count on it. Most of the right-wing-nuts who have read this column seem to be oblivious to irony and satire…
Your responses from this point on attribute your piece to satire. You’re not fooling anyone, Mr. Lewis. I don’t have a problem with anyone who expresses an opinion, as long as it’s an educated one. I also enjoy the opportunity to debate an issue. If someone should sway me with their argument, I would accept their position and concede that I was wrong. You could’ve done this, but instead chose to hide behind the literary curtain of “satire.” Your action equates to nothing more than a lame excuse.
The difference between your piece and Swift’s is that “Gulliver’s Travels” was recognized as satire. Your own words illustrate that you didn’t believe your letter was satirical. No, Mr. Lewis, you were serious.
Sincerely,
- Jake Olden Shy
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