What’s That Noise?

First Sergeant: “Hey Chief, gotta minute?”

Me: “Sure, have a seat.”

First Sergeant: “What’s that noise? Is that music?”

Me: “It’s Maria Callas, ‘Casta Diva,’ from the opera Norma.”

First Sergeant: “Oh, for a second there I thought somebody was trying to kill a cat.”

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© Jake Olden Shy