French Terror Alert Levels

A friend sent this to me in an email…

As many are aware, the French government recently announced a raise in its terror alert level from “RUN” to “HIDE.” The normal level is “GENERAL ARROGANCE,” and the only two higher levels in France are “SURRENDER” and “COLLABORATE.” The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France’s white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country’s military capability.

Although in jest, this is actually an excellent commentary on the French government and it’s response to national emergencies, particularly invasions by a foreign military.

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